I mean, this one’s pretty self-explanatory.

They’re Maltesers. But posh.

We had to tell people in the UK about these posh Maltesers. So we told them in a posh way, like when you shorten Shepard’s Bush to ‘Shé Bu’, or sprinkle a little ‘Costa del’ in front of one’s ‘Salford’.

Except these were in Glasgow, Dudley, Cardiff, and the like.